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Interview #3: Papage

Pikes32: Welcome to another Pikes32 interview!!! Now, I had to put this on a new page because well, I couldn’t type anything on the other one because everything I wrote would be bold and italiticized when I didn’t want it to be. ANYWAYS, here with us today is one my best friends, Papage!
Papage: Hi, people!
Pikes32: COUNTDOWN ANNITIATED! 10, 9, 8…
Papage: Wait, what’s going on?!
Pikes32: ..3, 2, 1! BLAST OFF!!!
(rocket launches to space)
Pikes32: WE’RE DOING OUR INTERIVEW IN SPACE! DID I FORGET TO TELL YOU THAT?!
Papage: YES! YES, YOU DID!!!
Pikes32: WELL, WHO CARES?! LET’S GET ON WITH THE INTERVIEW!!! QUESTION 1: WHY IS THERE A GIANT BLACKHOLE SUCKING US IN?!
Papage: WHAT?! WHAT BLACKHOLE?!
(Pikes32 and Papage’s space ship gets sucked in)
Narrator: 3 hours later…
Pikes32: COOL! We got sucked in the blackhole!!!
Papage: How is that cool?! Now how are we gonna get home?!
Pikes32: Don’t worry! As long as you believe, nothing is impossible!
Papage: That sounds so cheesy! Where’d ya get that hunk of balognea?!
Pikes32: The Balognea and Cheese store!
(Alien shows up behind Pikes32 and Papage)
Pikes32: I get the feeling we’re being watched…
Alien: BLEEP BLOP BLOOP!
Papage: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!
(Papage runs away)
Pikes32: Chicken! We just met intelligent life, and all you want to do is run?!
(Alien gets out laser beam)
Alien: MUST DESTROY…ALL OF EARTH!!!
Pikes32: I GUESS I BETTER RUN TOO!!!
(Pikes32 runs, too)
Girfan29: (gets out of alien costume) HAHAHA! Suckers! Serves you right for saying that I didn’t think Yoru was awesome!

Interview # 4: Midnightrose8733
Pikes: Hi, everyone! I know you were expecting Hippiefreak to be interviewed, but he couldn’t make it today.
(Hippiefreak is really tied up in the closet ’cause he said that he didn’t want to see any movies today… =3=)
Pikes: SO YEAH, HERE’S MIDNIGHT!!!!
Midnight: Lollipop, lollipop! Oh, lolli lolli lollipop!
Pikes: O_o Wut the hack? ANYWAYS, Question 1! DO YOU WANNA SEE A MOVIE?!
Midnight: YUH-HUH!!!
Narrator: And now playing at the Pikes Theater; INDIANA PIKES!!!
Midnight: Wait, what?!
(Indiana Jones theme song plays, but Pikes comes in through the wall with a whip)
Pikes: WOO HOO!!! This is fun!!!
Midnight: o-o
Narrator: Now, let us watch SPIDER PIKES!!!
(Spider Man theme song plays)
Pikes: Nanananananananananana SPIDER PIKES!!!
Midnight: THAT’S THE BATMAN THEME SONG, YOU IDIOT!!!
Pikes: Oh yeah…THANKS, MIDNIGHT!!!
Midnight: No! WAIT!!!
Narrator: Now are heroes are watching the movie, BAT PIKES!!!
(BatMan theme song plays)
Pikes: PIKES, THE DARK COMEDIAN!!!
Midnight: AHHH! YOU’RE CRAZY, PIKES!!! -runs away-
Dj: -catches Midnight with a net- OH NO YOU DON’T!!!
Pikes: Dj! I’m so glad you’re here!!! Now we can do some other movies together!!!
Dj: Nah, I’m not in the mood for movies.
Pikes: o-o TIE HER UP!!!
-fighting dust cloud-
Dj: -ties Pikes and Midnight up instead- -puts inside closet with Hippiefreak-
Pikes: -muffled- AHHH!!! SOMEBODY HELP US!!!
Hippiefreak: -muffled- See what you do when you do bad things? KARMA!!!
Midnight: -muffled- Shut up! She’s still outside the door!
Dj: Hehehehe. FAREWELL!!!