Random Fun Times!!!

Interview # 1: Atakiu

Pikes32: Hello everyone! Today, I’ll be interviewing God!
(person whispers in Pikes32’s ear)
Pikes32: What? Not God? Then who? OHH!!! Sorry for that! I’m interviewing Atakiu! Yeah…
Atakiu: Wait, who are you talking to?
Pikes32: Uhh, the audience! (points to audience)
Atakiu: AAAH!! PEOPLE!!! (hides behind couch) I eat people!
Pikes32: Atakiu, focus! Don’t eat the audience!
Atakiu: Make me! (runs to audience)
(Pikes32 gets out shock collar remote and pushes button)
Atakiu: YOW!!! Cut it out!
Pikes32: Than behave!
Atakiu! Fine! I’ll behave (for now…)
Pikes32: All right! Let’s begin! Question 1: When was the last time you ate a hamburger at Carl’s Jr.?
Atakiu: The last time I ate at Carl’s Jr. was when I was dead!
Pikes32: When were you dead?!
Atakiu: Umm, a couple years back. HOW did I die, you ask? I ate myself!
Pikes32: (gasps) REALLY?!
Atakiu: No, I didn’t ’cause I’m a demon!
Pikes32: Umm… Ok then! On to question 3!
(Dj88643 comes in)
Dj88643: D is for Dj! Meow! (begins to purr like a kitty cat)
Pikes32: Dj, how did you get here?! I thought I told the guard to lock you- er, I mean keep you at your jail cell! Er, fun block room!
Dj88643: I found the keys on his belt and got out!
Atakiu: OH MY GOD! HI, DJ!!!
Dj88643: Oh, hey Atakiu! What’s up?!
Atakiu: Oh! I know what’s up! (No, I don’t!)
Pikes32: PEOPLE! CAN WE FOCUS HERE?!
(silence)
Pikes32: Thank you! Now, Dj you have to go back to-
(music starts)
Both Atakiu and Dj88643: I like chicken! I like liver! Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver!
Dj88643: Atakiu, let’s go eat Meow Mix cat food!
Atakiu: OK!!!
Pikes32: ENOUGH!! You’re not supposed to be here at all, Dj!
Dj88643: Then why did you send me an invitation?
Pikes32: What invitation?
Dj88643: This one! See?? (hands invitation to Pikes32)
Pikes32: This is a restraining order!
Dj88643: Oh!! (waits for a second) What’s a restraining order?
Pikes32: It’s where one person ignores you LEGALLY.
(Pikes32 looks around)
Pikes32: Hey, where’d Atakiu go?
Dj88643: How should I know?! Do I look like an Atakiu sitter?!
(loud burp) (both Dj88643 and Pikes32 turn around)
Pikes32: Atakiu! I told you not to eat the audience!
Atakiu: I couldn’t help it! They all looked so tasty!!
Pikes32: Well, I guess that’s the end! So long!
Dj88643: BYE!!!
Atakiu: (burps loudly again)

Interview #2: Girfan29

Pikes32: Welcome to the second interview on Pikes32’s Blog! Now, here with me is Girfan29!!!
Girfan29: Hi, people!
Pikes32: So, from what I hear, you’re really a fan of girls when you’re 29. o-o Well, that’s usual for guys…
Girfan29: Umm, no. I’m actually a fan of Gir from “Invader Zim” and I’m not 29!
Pikes32: Oh… Well, let’s begin!
(Dolphin squeaks are being heard)
(Girfan29 gets sprayed with water)
Girfan29: What the heck was that?!
Pikes32: Sorry, the network’s holding a “Save the Dolphins” charity. I told them to actually give them homes, but they insisted that the dolphins stay here. Hehe…
Girfan29:
Pikes32: Question 1! On your blog, you said that your Guardian Character was Yoru.
Girfan29: Well, yeah. But that’s not a quest-
Pikes32: LET ME FINISH!!!
Girfan29: Ok! Sorry!
Pikes32: Thank you. Would you really want Yoru?
Girfan29: Well, I don’t really know-
Pikes32: WHAT?!?! HOW COULD YOU NOT WANT TO BE YORU?! HE’S AWESOME, RIGHT?!
(Pikes32 has spaz attack, but gets back to normal 5 minutes later)
Pikes32: Umm, sorry you had to see that…
Girfan29: O_O I was going to say that I don’t really know much about “Shugo Chara”.
Pikes32: Ohh… ANYWAYS, Question 2! Could you please adopt a dolphin??
Girfan29: Where would I keep it?
Pikes32: HELLO! Haven’t you heard of a bathtub??
Girfan29: Yes, I have. But I don’t think my parents will let me keep a dolphin as a pet unless they worked at SeaWorld!
Pikes32: REALLY?! They work SeaWorld?!
Girfan29: No, that’s not what I-
Pikes32: Shh! Say no more, Girfan! LET’S GIVE OUR SPECIAL GUEST HERE ALL THE DOLPHINS FOR SEAWORLD!
(All the dolphins land on Girfan from grappling hooks on the celing)
Girfan29: Why…? MY PARENTS DON’T WORK FOR SEA-
(Everyone including Pikes32 is missing; cricket chirps)
Girfan29: Wait, where is everyone?
(Girfan29 notices a note in a seat that Pikes32 used to sit in)
Pikes32 (in narrator letter tone): WENT TO SEAWORLD AND DELIVERED ALL THE DOLPHINS TO YOUR HOUSE! THANKS FOR HELPING US OUT!
~Pikes32
Girfan29: Aww man! My parents are gonna kill me!!!
Janitor: Well, that stinks for you. I’m heading off to SeaWorld! Make sure to clean up for me, kid!
(Jantior puts on swim floaties and heads outside)
Girfan29: Now I know how Pikes32 felt when she was “interviewed” by Dj. *sigh*