The Random Page

Macmac10: Macmac10 here! If you want to know my secret identity on Club Penguin, then give me 10,000 coins and your entire life savings!

Pikes32: What are you doing, Macmac10? Don’t rob our viewers!

Macmac10: Well, if they want to know who I am…

Pikes32: Who would want to know you? You’re really stupid and manical along with the point that your I.Q. is smaller than an amobea!

Macmac10: No, that’s not too! I mean, true… Anyway, I guess Pikes32 won’t let me tell you guys (in public…) if you all want to know my secret identity on Club Penguin, then don’t listen to that crazy penguin named Pikes32 or the Government!!! THEY ARE ALL LIARS!!!

Pikes32: Wait, what secret identity? And at least I don’t rob others and banks along with your grandma’s purse! What did she ever do to you?

Macmac10: Well, first, my grandma didn’t get me a present for Christmas because she was “in a coma” and “didn’t have the spirit to get me one”! And I mean who I really am on Club Penguin because I’m not Macmac10 in real life!

Pikes32: You say what now?

Macmac10: That’s right! My penguin’s not Macmac10. It is-

(Announcer JollyJoe57 breaks in)

Jollyjoe57: Breaking News! Macmac10 isn’t really Macmac10 or made out of mac and cheese!

Pikes32: Of course she’s not made out of Mac and Cheese!

(Cheese comes in)

Cheese: Heeeeeeeeeeeeh… I like chocolate milk!

Pikes32: Wait! Not that kind of Cheese!

Macmac10: Oh yeah, I invited him over! Also, I put some cereal in your pocket.

Cheese: I like cereal!!!!

Pikes32: No, Cheese, wait!

(Cheese starts to chase Pikes32)

Macmac10: hehehehehehe funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! Wait!? No Cheese you don’t live here!

Pikes32: You invited him!

Macmac10: Go home Cheese!

(Cheese stops chasing Pikes32)

Cheese: Heeeeeeeeehhhhhhh… Okay.

(Cheese leaves)

Pikes32: Thank goodness he’s gone!

Macmac10: You’re welcome!!! And besides, you always spoil the fun!

Pikes32: What are you talking about? Your kind of fun is dangerous to everybody around you; including ME!

Macmac10: I also LOVE you hear me LOVE to dance!!! Woohoo!

(Macmac10 starts dancing while Pikes32 starts to feel naucious because she was allergic to Cheese)

Pikes32: Ugh, I don’t feel so good.

Macmac10: Well, don’t barf on me!!!

Pikes32: It’s not a barfy feeling, it’s a-

(Pikes32 farts really loudly)

Macmac10: Pikes32, I didn’t know you could cut the cheese so well! I just feel bad for him…

Pikes32: Come back soon for the rest of this page!

Macmac10: TO BE CONTINUED?!… (Dun, dun DUNN!!!)

7 responses to “The Random Page

  1. wow that is random.

    pikes32 said: Well, it’s called the RANDOM page, isn’t it? I first tried the Taco Stand, but then I ran out of tacos, so…

  2. Hmm after that, Macmac10 should go get a pogo stick and bounce on a bunny,Then PIkes says, “WHAT THE HECK YOU JUST KILLED A BUNNY!!!!!”

    Mac says Oh shutup or Ill bounce on you too…”

    Then keep going on from there! šŸ˜€

    • I love bunnies though D: !!! Oh and what I ment by secret identity was I’m not macmac10 anymore, just Dj88643 o-o o-0 0-o

  3. lol, very nice, pikes32! lol, i love cheese! he funny! i also love chowder!!! chowder is awesome as well!!!!!! šŸ˜€ šŸ˜›

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