Why Can’t Mewtwo Pwn?

You know, I’ve been watching recent videos of HG and SS, but I’ve been thinking, “Why the hell doesn’t Mewtwo have his own pwning theme song?” Seriously, he has the same theme song as a wild Pokemon which is not good! D: MEWTWO SHOULD HAVE ITS OWN EPIC THEME SONG! Maybe I could try to compose it, but that would be a little hard… AND LUGIA’S THEME SONG IS ALSO BAD. Lugia should’ve been summoned by the Guardian’s Song like in the movie, not by the Kimono Girls. Sure, it’s great they get their own storyline and such, BUT WHY’D THEY HAVE TO INTEREFERE WITH THE GUARDIAN’S SONG?! HUH?! D: Nintendo pretty much screwed up 2 of my favorite legendaries, WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO WITH DARKRAI AND GIRITINA?! WHAT ABOUT LATIOS AND RAYQUAZA?! (Not really Rayquaza) THEY ALREADY SCREWED UP MEW AND CELEBI WITH ARCEUS (who sucks…) AND DIALGA!!! D:

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P.S. I’m still watching the glory days of Pokemon now (1st season) and I’m at the part where everyone gets stuck on the S.S. Anne when it sunk and everybody abandoned ship. I love that episode along with the following 2.

The Shiny-Ness Has Returned! :D

Well, I really need to catch Pokemon and raise them so I can get a really awesome team in FireRed, but you will never guess what just happened. (I probably broke the 4th wall in the title… >_>;;) So, I was out on Route 3 (’cause I forgot I had to get back to Cerulean when I began catching and I don’t know where the TM Fly is yet) when suddenly, A SHINY SPEAROW APPEARED! Is this a sign or something? That I should of kept the shiny Fearow?? Hmm… Anyways, Butterfree is a great Pokemon and probably pwns Pikachu due to me killing the evil Starmie of Misty’s and basically winning against my rival. I’ll give the details later.

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P.S. I’ve been thinking of the characters for my Mystery Dungeon abridged series. This is what I have so far:

Grovyle’s a redneck
Chimchar’s a douche and keeps breaking the 4th wall
Piplup has ADD (memory loss explanation)
Dusknoir’s a gangsta
Dialga COULD BE GAY (catchphrase XP)

Fallout or Castlevania?

Title says it all, i can talk about the Fallout series or i can talk about the Castlevania series up to Symphony of the Night…god the title sounds so epic! Symphony of the night, im telling you somebody would have created a music or movie if this didnt take the title.

Its all up to you ppl, the later u answer the more time i get to play, dont take ur time, i like talking about games lol

I Died Laughing Watching This

The PERFECT Spongebob WTF-BOOM Collection. XD All the timing was perfect except for the last one. The creator made a 2tube mistake. DX (2tube is when you record something on Youtube and then upload it on Youtube) But that’s good anyways. HERE IT IS!!!

XDDDDD *dies* *spirit floats away* Wait, no. No! NO! NOO!!! NOT HEAVEN, NOO!!! I WANNA HAUNT LITTLE KIDS!! D:
God: Uhh, okay… *sends Pikes back to Earth*
Pikes: WAIT, I DON’T WANT TO HAUNT THEM IN THE POKEMON TOWER! POKEMON DOESN’T EXIST IN THE REAL WORLD! D:
God: In my world, it does.
Pikes: Really? Oh cool. BUT THAT FREAKIN’ MAROWAK IS SCARY!!!

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P.S. I also like the song “Fireflies” now. o-o (Odd-shipping time! That’s Kirlia x Grovyle if ya wanted to know. I’m so girly )

Pokemon Tower vs. Old Chateau

I’ve been thinking lately of which place is scarier: Pokemon Tower (R/B/Y, G/S/C & FR/LG) or Old Chateau (D/P/Pt). Mt Pyre isn’t really that scary ’cause:

1. It’s not really haunted
2. It has to do with the Hoenn legend unlike the other 2

Yeah, Pokemon Tower ACTUALLY had ghosts appear if you didn’t have the Silph Scope and the dead Marowak (That thing still gives me the creeps… @_@) when the Old Chateau had 2 spirits (the little girl and old man) who wander the place while Rotom controls the TV. Either way, they’re both creepy. BUT IT’S UP TO YOU OF WHO’S THE SCARIER PLACE!!!

I think Pokemon Tower had creepier music and actually had posessed Chanellers in there. “GIVE…ME…BLOOD!!!” O__O;;

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WHY IS STARMIE SO FAST?!

WELL, I’M BACK THE SAME PROBLEM AS I WAS BEFORE!!! Yup, that’s beating Misty and her Starmie. -3- I mean, the Staryu’s pretty easy to handle, BUT REALLY, WHAT IS WITH THAT STARMIE?!?! Did she EV train it or something?! It’s not the Water Pulse that’s the least of my worries; it’s the speed. (That’s why I said EV train) It’s too fast for my level 22 Butterfree AND level 24 Charmeleon! D: I guess this means I probably need Carbos or X-Speed. OR I NEED TO TRAIN LIKE HELLA FAST SO I CAN GET THIS OVER WITH! (I’m trying to get Charmeleon to evolve to Charizard, but then he wouldn’t listen. -_-) And I should train my other Pokemon (like Magikarp), but I’m one of those pathetic trainers who doesn’t really have good patience and can’t train weak Pokemon due to the timing of gyms. -3- I hope I can break the habit before SS comes out…

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That’s Just…IRONIC

Last night, I got really bored and since I’m into playing FR now, I decided to train my Pokemon there. HOWEVER, THE WILD POKEMON WOULD BE TOO WEAK AND I ALREADY BEAT THE BUG CATCHERS IN VIRIDIAN FOREST, SO I DECIDED TO TAKE ON BROCK EVEN THOUGH I WAS UNDER-LEVELED! But then, I realized I could take on my rival (which I did) and then I went back to Pewter City. Butterfree actually helped a lot with Confusion and it was actually easy for Charmander to beat Onix ’cause it didn’t use Rock Tomb and won! How ironic… o-o Well, I’m now training on Route 3 so I can get to Mt. Moon. Hopefully, I get a Charmeleon soon!

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Classic Surfing Music

In my opinion, I think the best surfing Pokemon music is from G/S/C followed by R/S/E, then D/P/Pt and finally FR/LG. SERIOUSLY, IT’S A CLASSIC! Not to mention that you got to surf on a Lapras even though you used different Pokemon in those old games. *sigh* If only my brudder let me play his Crystal game… But I did play Yellow when I was a little younger. I was like, “WHY CAN’T I BE A GIRL?! D:” and then realized they didn’t make girl characters ’till Gold and Silver. o-o

Oh boy, I can’t wait to get SoulSilver and have the GBA Player so I can listen to this good surfing music and not the new remixed version of it. -3- Too slow in tempo.

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P.S. SERIOUSLY, MOST OF THE SONGS IN HG/SS ARE PRETTY MUCH BAD!!! D: Like the wild Pokemon music when you reach Kanto. Can’t Mewtwo have his own theme?! D8<

Valentine’s Day = PATHETIC JOKE!!!

You know, it has recently come to my attention that Valentine’s Day…IS PATHETIC! I mean, come on! A day where you express your “feelings” to each other?! WE CAN DO THAT ANY DAY, PEOPLE!!! YOU DON’T NEED A FREAKIN’ HOLIDAY JUST TO DO THAT, EVEN IF YOU ARE SHY!!! D:< The only good thing about it is the chocolates, and even some of those aren’t good. -3- Not to mention that their kind of love is dumb. COME ON, CUPID?! Lame!!! Trust me, the way I see love is WAY more different from what “normal” people see it. It’s more complicated, sophisticated and cute. o-o Uhh, what with the cute part???

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P.S. However, St. Patrick’s Day is actually very important. And instead of wearing all green like a prissy person who just wants to celebrate it for the heck of it, I WILL ACTUALLY TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!!! (Due to me being Irish) No, I won’t drink alcohol, but I will try to get amazing Irish (not leprechaun) clothes and PUNCH (not pinch) people who don’t respect the Irish! D:<

Nostaglia…OVERLOAD!!!

GAHHHH!!! Great! Due to nostaglia posessing over my body, I am now raising a Butterfree in FireRed! DX GOD JAMMIT, WHY DOES ASH HAVE TO RELEASE ALL HIS GOOD POKEMON LIKE CHARIZARD AND BUTTERFREE?! T_T It’s sad, really. Like, really sad. Almost as sad as when Amber left and Mewtwo was left alone. He felt sad, but the scientist dude didn’t want him to remember in the Mewtwo’s Origin thingy. SO, THAT EXPLAINS THE “WHY?” IN THE BEGINNING!!! Anyways, I think this shall be my future FireRed team:

-Charizard (NO DOY!)
-Butterfree
-Persian
-Haunter
-Golduck
-Pidgeot?

I’m still thinking if I should have Pidgeot or Nidoqueen. AND I’M NOT RAISING A PIKACHU AGAIN ‘CAUSE I ALREADY RAISED 2 OF THOSE!!! D: It gets annoying after a while even though Ash’s Pikachu was awesome in the original series.

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WTF?! BOOM!!!

Holy crap! I found some cake! YAYZ!!! *goes over to cake* Hey, what the–IT’S TICKING!!! Wait, does this mean it’s a time bomb? If so… *throws cake like a wimp* o-o That didn’t go very far… UH OH!

(I wanted to add the Lucario version for special reasons XP) WHAT THE FU–BOOM!!!

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Together Forever

OH MY GOD! I just realized that a great Pokemon song I used to listen to was “Together Forever” and I just recently found it again, so the nostaglia is coming back to me! :,D Man, I really wish that the creators of Pokemon kept the original voices and the original characters. May and Dawn are terrible (May’s character design is good, but still. She sucked in the anime) compared to Misty. NOT TO MENTION THAT THE OLD POKEMON ACTUALLY SAID WORDS LIKE “DIE!” T_T Now, to the song:

I think this song perfectly describes the relationship between you and your partner in Mystery Dungeon. (RC-shipping!) Maybe I should make a music video…Hmm… Just need Sony Vegas.

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AWW MAN, I’M A DOPE! D:

Well, since I am getting REALLY bored with Explorers of Sky and I didn’t feel like playing Emerald, I decided to play FireRed again. That’s when I started to think, “Wait. Why on Earth do I have a Blastoise when I should have a Charizard?” So, I restarted the game and got a Charmander. …WAIT A MINUTE, I’M AN IDIOT! I forgot to transfer my Pokemon safely to Platinum including the shiny Fearow! D: And I already saved the new game, so I screwed up big time. -3- This is like the time I restarted Diamond without trading over my Pokemon including the level 84 Torterra. GOD JAMMIT! D:

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P.S. Well, at least I’ll have the memory of the shiny Fearow. ;_; Besides, I can always ask Dj or Midnight to use their AR codes to get a shiny Fearow and give it to me. XP

Sick Day For Pikes -3-

UPDATE: Here’s “Mewtwo’s Origin” in case you wanted to see it. Sorry, the embedding is disabled.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gUvTa8Lx98

It’s actually really sad. ;_; ALSO, BABY MEWTWO IS CUTE!

Yeah, folks. Pikes is sick once again for the billionth time in her life and must stay home from school. -3- On one hand, that’s good ’cause I basically get a 3 day weekend, but on the other, I’ve turned into this HUGE homework geek that’s saying that I should go to school anyways. Not to mention there’s pretty much crap on TV. I guess they just put anything on ’cause you’re at school. *AH-CHOO!* *sniff* Ugh, I got a cold from my dad. -3- Yeah, I have a fever now and my nose is clogged up and stuff, so I should probably get off the freakin’ computer and get some bed rest. XP

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P.S. HEY, GUYS! DID YOU KNOW THAT IN JAPAN, THE FIRST POKEMON MOVIE IS ACTUALLY RATED PG-13?! Probably ’cause there was an important opening sequence of why Mewtwo hates humans and that the Americans thought it was too dark for us kids, so they made it a seperate DVD! (Mewtwo’s Origin AKA The Birth of Mewtwo) God, I hate them for doing that. /:<

GAH! I’m Sick…

Ever since this morning, I have gotten sick. -3- I think there’s a fever, but I’m not sure. ANYWAYS, my nose is clogged up and mucus won’t stop coming. IT’S SO ANNOYING WHEN IT FEELS LIKE YOU’RE GONNA SNEEZE BUT YOU DON’T WHEN YOU’RE SICK!!! D:< But yeah, I am procrastinating ONCE AGAIN on the Chinese unit project due to me being to busy with Youtube and junk like that. I just wanted to get my art skills good enough for a wall art thingy, but I think I’m good now. Maybe I should start typing the writing part of it, and then get to the wall art. OR BE TOO LAZY AND GET A BAD GRADE ON IT BY DOING IT AT THE LAST MINUTE! WHO KNOWS?!

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P.S. I’m starting to rewatch the first season of Pokemon, AND THE NOSTAGLIA IS COMING BACK TO ME!!! D,: WHY ON EARTH DID THEY HAVE TO CREATE THIS NEW CRAP OF POKEMON?! I think they forgot the main purpose of Pokemon: Gotta catch ‘em all! So far, they show WAY too many legendaries and in the movies, they always forget meeting them! (Except the first one ) Every Pokemon counts, remember?? Even lame ones!!!